You want fries with that?

Considering the gosh-awful week I've had with my Kinders, I am considering a change of profession. I have until June to practice asking patrons if they would like fries with that. What do you think?

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Concerned: "Would you REALLY like fries with that? Or are you eating AT something?"

Annoyed: "Don't tell me... you want FRIES with that."

Incredulous: "You want FRIES with THAT?"

Sweet: "Okay, hon.. you want some fries to go with that?"

Motherly: "Honey, you may want some fries to go with that."

Grandmotherly: "Look dear... some fries would go nicely with that."

Bitter and Motherly: "You don't REALLY want fries with that, right?"

Righteous: "Um.. you don't NEED fries with that."

Prissy: "Fries? French fries? With THAT?"

Condescending: "I suppose that you want Fatty Old Fries with that?"

Terse: "Fries?"

Overbearing: "Okay, you want some fries to go with that. And a shake. And one of those lovely salads. And you need extra napkins. And some wipes for your hands because heaven knows you need wipes for those hands and here is an extra lid in case you lose the first one and DON'T forget to get a straw. Here. Here's a straw."

Surprised: "You WANT fries with that? REALLY?"

Elated: "Stupendous! You DO want fries with that! Wonderful! I am so very pleased! Fries it will be. With that."

Analytical: "Okay. I am thinking that you might like some fries to go with that. Am I right? Have you examined WHY you want fries to go with that? I mean, really THOUGHT about it?"

Bossy: "Fries with that."

Victimly: "Yeah, YOU could have fries with that. ME, I could never, ever, get fries with that."

Militarily: "You're gettin' fries with that."

;-)Kim