I started carrying a bag with me on my walks into the desert because the tree-hugging ecologist in me just can't stand the litter. The haul includes the usual fast food containers and pieces of odd-ball plastic. Water bottle caps, food wrappers, and cigarette packages also show up with regularity. But it is the odd-ball stuff that I find comical. Annoying, but funny. Annoying because I just can't fathom how anybody can just drop their trash and keep on going. I just lack that mindset.
Today's gems include a rope-pull dog toy, a grocery cart wheel, and parts to some car's air conditioning vent. I mean, think about it. An air conditioning vent? Why? And why THERE, of all places, half-buried in mud from recent rain. I picture this scenario:
"Marge, I swear to GAWD if you don't stop complaining about the A/C I am going to rip it off the dashboard!"
With the dog toy, though, I am less sure. It was a perfectly good dog toy and those things aren't cheap.
"Honey, where is Rex's chew toy? You know, the rope thing?"
"In the desert."
"Where you walked him last night?"
"WHY is Rex's chew toy in the desert? That thing set me back eight bucks!"
"I threw it for him but he didn't find it."
"He ALWAYS finds it. What the heck?"
"He couldn't run after it. He was on the leash. There's a leash law, you know!"
My favorite find for today has to be the grocery cart wheel. At some point, it was duct-taped - probably onto the cart. But my question is this: How do you manage to walk away in the dirt with a 3-wheeled grocery cart?"
Maybe it's a stroller wheel. How did THAT go down?
"What's wrong with the stroller?"
"I dunno. He just didn't like that wheel, that's all. So we took it off."